: 1. He does have a sense of color coordination. The jacket and the Boots match fairly well, even if the man-purse does not.
: 2. He must have no car as he is catching the school bus home. (I'd be worried that the other kids would tease him about the bag).
: 3. According to his cap, he plays baseball for the New York Yankees. (How on EARTH does he run bases in those Boots ???)
: 4. Two entire cowhides were used to make those phenomenally long laces, and
: 5. After giving him my unsolicited opinion of his bold but unusual look, I doubt very seriously if he would ever offer me the opportunity to try on his Boots, so the question of whether I would wear them or not must remain moot.
: Just as well, his Boots are probably not my size anyway.
: bootboy tom
Very logical analysis, Tom. You should consider police work. Bet you'd look stunning in dress Dehners and spurs.